"By Sir Charles Porter IV"
By Sir Charles Porter IV
Waffles are delicious, even more than pancakes
They are essentially
pancakes with more style.
They are really good for you.
At least they should be.
They wonít stab you in the back.
If they do, you clearly made them wrong.
Fire is symbolic of destruction
A flamethrower is essentially this destruction being purposely spread out in way that is totally badass.
Flamethrowers are not the most effective weapons.
They have a short range of effectiveness
They reduce the userís mobility
But they are very cool and should be used anyway.
an engaging sport.
It requires multiple levels of coordination
Tennis is deep game
There are many levels of strategy to consider in a competitive game of tennis
Many factors contribute to success
Sugar and Caffeine
Video games have been around for roughly 30 years or more.
They make great babysitters.
Video games have been a tremendous source of entertainment and a brilliant, shining part of our culture and economy.
Video games are very interesting.
Charles is clearly a multifaceted individual
He has many interests
Heís no simpleton!
Charles would make a great congressmen.
He knows how to take bribes.