Born a poor lonely child...

Dave Daniele was determined to gain the respect and adimration of the friends he had not yet made, because he was just a tiny baby and had not met any other babies to be friends with. He grew till he was 23 years of age, until suddenly after taking a instructional class on cascading style sheets and Adobe Flash, his brain exploded out of his head. The doctors diagnosed the trauma as "a mindblowing experience." Fortunately the doctors were able to put back Dave's brains with a combination of silly putty, lincoln logs and masking tape, and was soon nursed back to health.
Today, Dave resides in sunny Kalamazoo Michigan, and plans to pack up and "make it" in New York city, with nothing more than a head full of knowledge (and silly putty, lincoln logs, and maksing tape), and a pocket full o' dreams.