The Engrish Invasion!!

Have you ever noticed, out of the corner of your eye...something not quite right. It looks like English, you can pronounce it, read it, but...the sentence is scarily like something else...like...Japanese?  

This epidemic sweeping the land is called "engrish." Named so because in Japanese there is no actual L sound, it's more of a slurred R, hence the "I rove you."  

If you look around you can find engrish all over. The best spots are Asian Markets and dollar stores. Once you find a piece the hilarity that follows is so awesome, you'll be saying "for the sake of fatty people" as a punch line for years to come.

The secret ingredient is...