Things are true:

1. Have you noticed that Nick (from class) left to go to Alaska last summer and came back looking like a Russian. Sources say that he had a lot of contact with the Russions while staying in Alaska and is now hoping that he can get some good inteligence information to send to his Russian babe Svetlana.

2. Did you know that Aaron Glickson is a member of the Jewish Mafia? Don't laugh, or look around, eyes are every where!

3. The so called "community health majors" in class? They are simply stealing ideas for a new health class.

4. Can you spell Grant or Christopher'slast name? Neither can the the Department of Homeland Security. I am sure that we will some day we will find out that the were spies for Poland!

5. Michael Calderone--Israeli spy from way back. How many Americans do you know that are as good as he is at tennis>

There are dozens more, keep your eyes open